new girl online dating

Ok, so New Girl, on Fox isn't really the best show ever, or super well-made or anything, but sometimes I like an easy, uncomplicated show you can jump into. That's how the sitcoms of the Friends days were. So combine that, and the most lovable character on the show, Schmidt, with my former obsession with The Hills, and you get this video. It's all so feel-good and fun. T.V. should be like that every once in a while!

no words

This... Is a beer pong needlepoint belt. The worst part? I know people who who hands down wear this. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against this prep school inspired style of belts, but I'm not sure how I feel about broadcasting your drinking habits on your clothes, whether it be a t-shirt or this. The preppy combination of this drinking game and the needlepoint is just much more of the worst form of the fratty and bro cliche than I can handle.

walk of shame public service announcement

How clever is this Harvey Nicols' holiday PSA about the walk of shame? I love the girl stuffing her face while waiting for the bus. We all know the feeling.

In college, there was nothing funnier than going to the bagel place at the main intersection on a Friday morning and watching the funny/awkward/tragic morning-after interactions and walks of shame. Even with a classic dress, however, I don't know if many people could ever look as good as the "stride of pride" girl at the end, though. I have a feeling there might still be more shoeless moments and rat's nest hair.

suri's burn book

I swear, I was just holding this for a friend.

Sure, I much prefer a Storybook Breakfast to the rides at Disneyland, but I would ride Splash Mountain with the Witherspoon family. Look at Ava’s face! She even makes pure terror look awesome.

And that hands-up grandma is having more fun than I’ve had at any family function ever.

If you aren't addicted to Suri's Burn Book yet, you will be now. It's follows and analyzes celebrity children from the perspective of Suri Cruise.

When I read it at work, I get awkward because I always laugh out loud and then feel weird explaining what was so funny. Um, it's a website, making fun of famous babies, written like it's by Tom Cruise's daughter... But really it isn't??

I love that "Suri" has consistent feelings about every celebrity kid. She approves of Cruz Beckham and Ava Witherspoon, hates and envies Beyonce's future baby and pities the Affleck girls. She also despises her parents.

my future daughters

I hope Sophia Grace and Rosie don't become annoying like... every other breakout viral star. They are too cute to be true and remind me of myself and one of my best friends, Elena, when we were that age. We were constantly making music videos and songs in our basements. Keep in mind: this was in the early to mid-90's, so our poor parents were in charge of filming these monstrosities. And there was no Youtube. Elena and I have both now admitted that we saw these videos as a sort of documentation that, when we got famous, would be used in the E! and VH1 specials about our lives.

Welp, this was embarassing.